This blog is written by me, a long-divorced woman with two grown kids and who lives in Florence, NJ. I am broke, I am obscure, and I should have shitloads more money in my 401(k) by now.

I started out wanting this blog to be funny. Instead, it’s become rather real. Sorry. Life got in the way.

By the way, if you know a single man of about 90 who is in an iron lung and has not long for this world but still can sign his name to sign over his assets to me, I want to hear from you. Please use the contact page. I am willing to change diapers and everything.