Overheard a conversation badmouthing my one true presidential love–Barack Hussein Obama. Needed a new bra, but pushed the cart to where I heard it. Noted the culprits. Hey, White Bitch One: Think about coloring your long, scraggly, grey hair and getting a decent cut. That mess does your sallow complexion no favors. Hey, White Bitch […]
I bought Wen cleansing conditioner after viewing an infomercial with celebrities and a stylist named Chaz Dean. Not cheap, but on the infomercial, it made women’s hair look gorgeous. It made my hair look gorgeous, too. A little greasy so I did not use every day. Fine, because it was pretty expensive. Then someone pointed […]
…to have those reminder signs that say, “Employees must wash hands before returning to work,” you’d hope deep in your heart that employees already knew that. And that there were soap in the soap dispenser. Nope. And that there were paper towels in that dispenser. Nope. And that this weren’t happening in Whole Foods. Yup.
…of semi-frozen Coca-Cola from a liter bottle that was in the back of your car. Four days after cancer surgery and you’ve been so good and eaten all these antioxidants and foods that are good for you. Those first chugs, they are so gratifying.
Others of us do not.
The snow was blown up against the front door, the wind is whipping the falling snow into your face, the accumulation is about 8 inches in only a few hours and it’s supposed to continue all day. These are Donner Party conditions. The only other living being in my place (other than a few bouseplants) […]
…isn’t with the program and thinks she is taking blood pressure medication, but is actually taking stool softener and doesn’t realize for weeks. Follow the link to listen to my rambling tale of this incident. Source: Bloodpressure